Player: girlthulhu Character: Murtaugh Main Objective: Escape the Prison Complex. This may be fulfilled at the end of the game by doing an action that would let you escape on the last phase. Personal Objective: Heal 3 examples of fractured spacetime. Secondary Objective: Make sure that the concert happens. Some players wish for the opposite. Ability: You can place karma portals in different areas; once two portals have been placed in two different areas, they can be linked. These portals will then act as "shortcuts" linking the two areas together. You can only place two portals in the entire game.

Player: AClowderOfCats Character: Nina Einstein Main Objective: Escape the Prison Complex. This may be fulfilled at the end of the game by doing an action that would let you escape on the last phase. Personal Objective: Retrieve the novel "Steel Passion" and give it to Ultimate S. Secondary Objective: Make sure that the concert happens. Some players wish for the opposite. Ability: You are very talented with high technology. You can hijack and/or reprogram any high-tech object or NPC as long as they are available for you to reach.

Player: Cathode Character: “Sniper” Joe Main Objective: Escape the Prison Complex. This may be fulfilled at the end of the game by doing an action that would let you escape on the last phase. Personal Objective: Retrieve my confiscated motorcycle. Secondary Objective: Break out the Judge. Skill: You’re used to dealing with robotic foes. You get a +3 roll when interacting offensively with robots. Special Item: Sniper’s Helmet: A motorcycle helmet. Quite sturdy. Can take a full heart of damage before breaking. Special Item: Motorcycle Keys: The keys for Joe's motorcycle. It's unusable without these.

Player: Ahmaykmewsik Character: Strong Bad Main Objective: Escape the Prison Complex. This may be fulfilled at the end of the game by doing an action that would let you escape on the last phase. Personal Objective: Answer a sbemail. Secondary Objective: Destroy evidence that led to your arrest. Skill: You get a +3 bonus to offensive action rolls if you were made fun of and a +7 bonus as well as 1.5 hearts of additional damage if someone asked how you do anything with the boxing gloves on during the phase. Ability: You can deface items in your inventory as well as other players' items if they are visible to everyone (clothes and big items). To do this, send the command !do deface [item]. Doing so will make said item less effective for everyone but you.

Player: Thomas02 Character: Snake Plissken Main Objective: Escape the Prison Complex. This may be fulfilled at the end of the game by doing an action that would let you escape on the last phase. Personal Objective: Every remaining player at the end of the game must have seen you do something badass. Secondary Objective: Break out the Judge. Skill: You’re skilled at close-quarters combat. You get a +2 roll bonus at melee combat. Ability: You’re very strong. You can lift heavy objects with ease. Special Item: Smoke Grenade: A round smoke grenade that can be rolled into adjacent areas, or into your current area. It will blind everyone in the area, preventing them from knowing each other's actions during the phase update. Looks like a small metallic basketball.

Player: ZelRaat Character: Marisa Kirisame Main Objective: Escape the Prison Complex. This may be fulfilled at the end of the game by doing an action that would let you escape on the last phase. Personal Objective: Prevent an incident, then make-up with the person who would have been responsible for said incident by getting drunk with them. Secondary Objective: Destroy evidence that led to your arrest. Ability: Once in the game, you can unleash a burst of magic projectiles, doing 1 heart of damage to anyone and damaging anything you wish in the area. To do this, use the command !do bullethell [targets]. The targets can be any player in the area, as well as any visible item, or part of the environment.

Player: pizzie Character: Garret Main Objective: Escape the Prison Complex. This may be fulfilled at the end of the game by doing an action that would let you escape on the last phase. Personal Objective: Steal $1000 worth of valuables to make rent. Secondary Objective: Make sure that the concert is sabotaged. Some players wish for the opposite. Skill: You are extremely hard to spot in the dark. Attacks on you get a -7 to their roll if you stand in a poorly lit area. Special Item: Bow and Water Arrows: Garret's bow and water arrows. Each arrow can deactivate the lights in one area permanently, or disable a robot or electronic object for a phase. There are five arrows.

Player: Jr Mortician Character: Addison Cain Main Objective: Escape the Prison Complex. This may be fulfilled at the end of the game by doing an action that would let you escape on the last phase. Personal Objective: Hold another trial about if your books were plagiarized from. Secondary Objective: Break out the Judge. Ability: Once in this game, you may designate another player to be your lawyer for a phase. The lawyer has to agree for this to work. You may only do this once you are in the vicinity of a qualified judge. Once a lawyer has been designated, a trial will start the next phase. At the end of the trial, the Judge will give his verdict. If you are deemed guilty, you will receive one heart of damage. If you are deemed innocent, you will receive a +3 bonus on all of your rolls until the end of the game.

Player: suds Character: Trollface Main Objective: Escape the Prison Complex. This may be fulfilled at the end of the game by doing an action that would let you escape on the last phase. Personal Objective: Troll the GM and cause the Annoying Orange series premiere clock to appear in the sky and have it almost end the world/end the world. Secondary Objective: Break out the Judge. Ability: You are a force of chaos. You can troll someone to get their ability or skill for a phase. This includes trolling through an action or through talking to them, as long as there is undeniable evidence that said individual has been trolled. You will be informed on whether you received a skill or an ability, but not on the effects of either. You will not know what the ability in question does until you use it. It can be used with the command !do ability.

Player: Plasman Character: Daroach Main Objective: Escape the Prison Complex. This may be fulfilled at the end of the game by doing an action that would let you escape on the last phase. Personal Objective: Be in possession of one of the 3 most valuable items located within the premises by the end of the game. Secondary Objective: Destroy evidence that led to your arrest. Ability: You are a very skilled thief. You can steal someone's item without them noticing immediately. The player whose item was stolen will get informed about said item's theft a phase after it happened, although they will not know who stole it.

Player: Maurj Character: The Brickster Main Objective: Escape the Prison Complex. This may be fulfilled at the end of the game by doing an action that would let you escape on the last phase. Personal Objective: Deconstruct something prized and important and build something else in its place with his own vision Secondary Objective: Make sure that the concert happens. Some players wish for the opposite. Ability: You can deconstruct one reachable object per area to rebuild into something else of your liking. Some objects may be deemed impossible to deconstruct at the GM’s discretion. You will be notified before the phase update whether an object mentioned in your action can be deconstructed or not.

Player: Smittz Character: Mr. Krabs Main Objective: Escape the Prison Complex. This may be fulfilled at the end of the game by doing an action that would let you escape on the last phase. Personal Objective: Find a Krabby Patty and peddle it off to another player. Secondary Objective: Make sure that the concert is sabotaged. Some players wish for the opposite. Skill: You get a +2 bonus on your roll for every 150$ worth of items you have.

Player: Pablo Smith Character: Chumlee Main Objective: Escape the Prison Complex. This may be fulfilled at the end of the game by doing an action that would let you escape on the last phase. Personal Objective: Buy an item off someone for significantly less than what it is worth. Secondary Objective: Make sure that the concert happens. Some players wish for the opposite. Skill: You have a lot of experience when it comes to judging how much something is worth. You know the value in dollars of any item that you can see without having to pick them up. Special Item: Antique Gun: An antique gun. It still works, surprisingly enough. Does 1.5 hearts of damage and can fire two times. After that, it will jam.

Player: Maack Character: Raiden Main Objective: Escape the Prison Complex. This may be fulfilled at the end of the game by doing an action that would let you escape on the last phase. Personal Objective: Slice someone open and steal their spine. Secondary Objective: Make sure that the concert happens. Some players wish for the opposite. Ability: You can activate Ripper mode once per game if you have your sword with you. In Ripper mode, all damage done to you is increased by 0.5 hearts but you can kill anyone in a single hit.

Player: [ori4thewin] Character: Nagito Komaeda Main Objective: Escape the Prison Complex. This may be fulfilled at the end of the game by doing an action that would let you escape on the last phase. Personal Objective: Be annoying to someone to the point where they question their goal or beliefs. Secondary Objective: Destroy evidence that led to your arrest. Skill: Every roll from 5 to 1 gets rounded down to 1, and every roll from 15 to 20 gets rounded up to 20. These rolls will have the same effects as natural 1s and 20s.

Mademoiselle Noir never learnt how to love.

Major Tom took his pills and put his helmet on in Phase 5, before floating in a most peculiar way in Phase 6.

An All Star broke The Mold on phase 3.

Triangle never made anyone lose control.

The Toy Soldier did not carry out two orders from two different sides of one conflict.

Max Headroom stated the items that everyone has or had at one point or another in the game on Phase 13, in glorious song form.

Kurukuru danced with The Toy Soldier on Phase 7.

The Space Cadet found out about the nature of the Bifröst on Phase 8.

Jay-Z confirmed the transfer of ownership of the unbelievably expensive helicopters on Phase 8.

Lyra never got to experience the anti-gravity based flight with someone who appreciated it like she does.

The Dirty Spaceman made Bill Wurtz believe that he is a pink bunny on phase 7.

Bill learned from the GMs that the game was called "Concert on the Ratatosk Express, that it was played with the Objective game rules, that it took 13 phases and that it was going to change one more time when at the time he asked.

Greg Tripps went on a road trip from the rec room to the airlock between phase 9 and 11 with Nicky and the All Star.

Brittle Bones Nicky beat the shit out of Triangle on Phase 5.

Han Solo sat down at the counter on Phase 12 and shot the robotic arm that was serving him a burger. He then stole the burger.

Professor Stevens managed to change the train's trajectory to avoid an asteroid on Phase 7.