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Brinelex Brine 20-Feb-21 10:22 PM
BRINE GAME 1 - JAILBREAK A Turbo game hosted by me! GAME START: 27th of February, 2:PM EST MAIN OBJECTIVE: Escape the Prison Complex at the end of the game. PERSONAL OBJECTIVE: Your choice. SECONDARY OBJECTIVE: This game will feature a secondary objective assigned randomly to each player at the start of the game. Some players may have the same secondary objective. THEME: A character who deserves jail time. IN ORDER TO SIGN UP: DM Brinelex with a character who deserves jail time as well as your personal objective. You will need to explain why said character deserves jail time. Each phase will last 20 minutes. PLAYER CAP: 15 players. Sign-ups will close on Tuesday the 23rd, at 6:PM EST. https://discord.gg/vXv67NrUT4 (edited)
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Brinelex Brine 20-Feb-21 10:35 PM
UPDATE: IT WILL ACTUALLY BE ON SATURDAY THE 27TH. I APOLOGISE FOR THE INCONVENIENCE. THIS IS DUE TO LAST MINUTE CHANGES.
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Brinelex Brine 21-Feb-21 12:11 AM
@everyone THERE ARE 3 SLOTS LEFT.
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Brinelex Brine 21-Feb-21 01:28 AM
THERE ARE CURRENTLY NO SLOTS AVAILABLE ANYMORE. However, this might change in the next hours/days, as some of the players would be interested in being an NPC for this game. If that were to happen, new slots would be available.
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Brinelex Brine 23-Feb-21 11:43 PM
SIGN-UPS ARE OFFICIALLY CLOSED. (Yes I am a bit late)
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Superb 24-Feb-21 12:03 AM
Superb chiming in to say that I love you all and you're all great. ❤️
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Skelly 24-Feb-21 12:03 AM
What he said↑
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Brinelex Brine 24-Feb-21 02:10 PM
Just so y'all know, spying will not be a mechanic in this game.
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Brinelex Brine 25-Feb-21 09:58 PM
THE VAULT IS OPEN.
For those who do not know, you may send @EarBot DMs and it will send us the message in a private channel.
Characters will be sent tomorrow.
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Skelly 25-Feb-21 10:19 PM
LETSGOOOOO
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Skelly 26-Feb-21 12:42 AM
SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO BRINE WOOOOOOOOOO
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Brinelex Brine 26-Feb-21 12:42 AM
aaaaaaaa noo you cant use the announcement channel aa
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forgor 26-Feb-21 12:43 AM
EPIC
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Brinelex Brine 26-Feb-21 12:43 AM
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Brinelex Brine 26-Feb-21 02:53 PM
///BEGIN TRANSMISSION THIS IS A MESSAGE FROM THE COMPANY’S CEO. YOU ARE ADVISED TO PAY ATTENTION. Attention @Players. Your personal files will be sent out shortly. Feel free to read them at your own discretion. -E.B. ///END TRANSMISSION (edited)
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Brinelex Brine 27-Feb-21 05:59 PM
///BEGIN TRANSMISSION THIS IS A MESSAGE FROM THE COMPANY’S CEO. YOU ARE ADVISED TO PAY ATTENTION. Attention @Players. In one hour, you will be allowed out of your cells for an exceptional amount of time. This is due to technical problems in our servers. We will attempt to fix this issue before anyone escapes the facility. If some inmates do manage to escape… Eh. Who am I kidding. Nobody’s going to escape this place. Not tonight. Not ever. But I know this isn’t enough to convince you, and you’ll still try to anyhow, wasting your time and energy. Well, I’m somewhat bored, so I tell you what. I’ll be keeping a very close eye on all of you. I hope you’ll at the very least be entertaining to watch. Just in case you get bored trying to escape this place, we set up a concert for you. They're not completely done with the installations, but it should be good to go in 10 phases. You can help if you want, I don’t really care, if it doesn’t happen it’s your loss. Until then, well, I dunno, why don't you look around the facility a bit? It's a truly beautiful site. I designed it myself. Of course it's beautiful. And try to not kill each other. Or do, actually. That'd be fun to watch. You'll rot away here anyhow. -E.B. ///END TRANSMISSION
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Brinelex Brine 27-Feb-21 06:51 PM
Cells will be unlocked in 10 minutes.
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Skelly 27-Feb-21 07:25 PM
Remember to DM your thoughts to @EarBot to send to the vault!
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Superb 27-Feb-21 09:03 PM
Actions!
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Brinelex Brine 27-Feb-21 10:12 PM
ACTIONS.
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Brinelex Brine 28-Feb-21 01:01 AM
@Players Maurj (The Brickster) is not going to be avilable to keep going.
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Brinelex Brine 28-Feb-21 01:26 AM
@Players The concert will happen on phase 9 instead. I apologize for the inconvenience.
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The game will end on phase 10.
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Superb 28-Feb-21 01:54 AM
Actions!
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Skelly 28-Feb-21 04:28 AM
RESULTS ARE TOMORROW!
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Superb 28-Feb-21 04:29 AM
The real results are the friend we made along the way.
Also waffles update the sheet already JEEZ trollsmile
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Skelly 28-Feb-21 04:30 AM
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Brinelex Brine 28-Feb-21 12:43 PM
@Players
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Brinelex Brine 28-Feb-21 01:36 PM
Calculating endgame results...
Done.
Leaking personal information...
MURTAUGH (Played by @The Horse Soldier) "Greetings, Murtaugh. I will try to make this briefing short. You've been a tough one to catch, but now you’re not going to go anywhere with that... hand of yours. Not here. We have state of the art anti-karma portal technology surrounding this complex. I’m not going to go over why you’re here. You know what you did. Let's go over your file.
Player: girlthulhu Character: Murtaugh Main Objective: Escape the Prison Complex. This may be fulfilled at the end of the game by doing an action that would let you escape on the last phase. Personal Objective: Heal 3 examples of fractured spacetime. Secondary Objective: Make sure that the concert happens. Some players wish for the opposite. Ability: You can place karma portals in different areas; once two portals have been placed in two different areas, they can be linked. These portals will then act as "shortcuts" linking the two areas together. You can only place two portals in the entire game.
You might find that the "anomalies" look a bit more... peculiar than what you found, and did, in the Subnet. I guess that's what happens when you have that thing locked in here. Anyways. Good luck. Not that you're going to get out."
Main Objective: Escape the Prison Complex. This may be fulfilled at the end of the game by doing an action that would let you escape on the last phase. LOSE: Murtaugh did not escape the Prison Complex. Personal Objective: Heal 3 examples of fractured spacetime. LOSE: Murtaugh healed the Annoying Orange, but did not heal the Anomaly or the Superb Graffiti, both of them being spacetime anomalies. Secondary Objective: Make sure that the concert happens. Some players wish for the opposite. WIN: The concert happened on phase 9. DEAD? TRUE. Murtaugh's current situation is unknown, but they are considered dead. (edited)
LOSE + LOSE + WIN + DEAD = DOUBLE LOSE
NINA EINSTEIN (Played by @Undead Kyurem) "Hello, Nina. I’m going to assume you know exactly why you’re here. I don’t think I need to bring up the death toll. Wouldn’t want you to have a panic attack in the middle of a briefing. Let’s start.
Player: AClowderOfCats Character: Nina Einstein Main Objective: Escape the Prison Complex. This may be fulfilled at the end of the game by doing an action that would let you escape on the last phase. Personal Objective: Retrieve the novel "Steel Passion" and give it to Ultimate S. Secondary Objective: Make sure that the concert happens. Some players wish for the opposite. Ability: You are very talented with high technology. You can hijack and/or reprogram any high-tech object or NPC as long as they are available for you to reach.
This is quite the surprising objective, eh? That’s what happens when you mess with parallel universes. You’ll find that your book may or may not be in… Well, I wouldn’t say the wrong hands. I don’t think this thing has hands. Good luck. Not that you’re getting out anyways."
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Main Objective: Escape the Prison Complex. This may be fulfilled at the end of the game by doing an action that would let you escape on the last phase. WIN: Nina escaped by taking a motorboat on phase 10. Personal Objective: Retrieve the novel "Steel Passion" and give it to Ultimate S. WIN: "Steel Passion" was retrieved from the Annoying Orange and given to Ultimate Snacks, this universe's version of Ultimate S. Secondary Objective: Make sure that the concert happens. Some players wish for the opposite. WIN: The concert happened on phase 9. DEAD? FALSE. Nina is still alive as of phase 10. WIN + WIN + WIN + ALIVE = ULTIMATE WIN (edited)
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ULTIMATE S(NACK MACHINE)
Ultimate Snack machine is a snack machine.
It did not win or lose, but it got a pretty cool book.
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"SNIPER" JOE (Played by @sans.) "Greetings, Joe. I’ll make this brief. You’ve been sent here for plotting to bomb a building. I don’t think you weren’t expecting to be thrown in jail for that. However, I think that you’ll find this complex very familiar. It definitely has the same… Let’s say it has the same “style” as Wily’s wonderful city. You’ll feel right at home. Now for your file.
Player: Cathode Character: “Sniper” Joe Main Objective: Escape the Prison Complex. This may be fulfilled at the end of the game by doing an action that would let you escape on the last phase. Personal Objective: Retrieve my confiscated motorcycle. Secondary Objective: Break out the Judge. Skill: You’re used to dealing with robotic foes. You get a +3 roll when interacting offensively with robots. Special Item: Sniper’s Helmet: A motorcycle helmet. Quite sturdy. Can take a full heart of damage before breaking. Special Item: Motorcycle Keys: The keys for Joe's motorcycle. It's unusable without these.
Yes, we did take the liberty to confiscate your vehicle. It is evidence, after all. Don’t think you’re planning to do anything with it here, anyhow, ehe. What, are you planning to blow up this prison’s comms tower as well? Don’t be ridiculous. You’re not getting out of here."
Main Objective: Escape the Prison Complex. This may be fulfilled at the end of the game by doing an action that would let you escape on the last phase. WIN: Joe escaped by taking the motorboat on phase 9. Personal Objective: Retrieve my confiscated motorcycle. WIN: Joe retrieved his motorcycle. Secondary Objective: Break out the Judge. WIN: The Judge escaped by taking a motorboat on phase 10. DEAD? FALSE. Joe is still alive as of phase 10.
WIN + WIN + WIN + ALIVE = ULTIMATE WIN
(Motorcycle item: BIG Someone's motorcycle. A speedy vehicle that can gain up speed by using an action, allowing it to move two areas in one phase as long as these areas are connected. It can also do some surprisingly acrobatic tricks! It seems unusable without the proper keys. You can also use it to run over people do 1.5 hearts of damage. It will become unusable after two hits, and will get destroyed after three. Value: 300$) (edited)
STRONG BAD (Played by @Ahmaykwurtz) "Hello Strong Bad. No, before you answer, this is not a “sbemail”. I will not receive any email if you do write a reply. Sigh You are here because you are a nuisance. You’ve been a nuisance for years now, to everyone. And I will make it my duty to make sure that you stop being a nuisance. AND STOP DEFACING THE PRISON’S MATERIAL, FOR GOD'S SAKE. Erhm. I’m getting a bit heated. Apologies. Let’s move on to review your file. You better not draw over it.
Player: Ahmaykmewsik Character: Strong Bad Main Objective: Escape the Prison Complex. This may be fulfilled at the end of the game by doing an action that would let you escape on the last phase. Personal Objective: Answer a sbemail. Secondary Objective: Destroy evidence that led to your arrest. Skill: You get a +3 bonus to offensive action rolls if you were made fun of and a +7 bonus as well as 1.5 hearts of additional damage if someone asked how you do anything with the boxing gloves on during the phase. Ability: You can deface items in your inventory as well as other players' items if they are visible to everyone (clothes and big items). To do this, send the command !do deface [item]. Doing so will make said item less effective for everyone but you.
God, why do we have so many annoying asshats in this facility. Oh well. We'll see if you really are a "criminal mastermind". Eh."
Main Objective: Escape the Prison Complex. This may be fulfilled at the end of the game by doing an action that would let you escape on the last phase. WIN: Strong Bad escaped on phase 9 by taking a motorboat. Personal Objective: Answer a sbemail. WIN: Strong Bad answered the sbemail. Secondary Objective: Destroy evidence that led to your arrest. WIN: Strong Bad destroyed the evidence on phase 7. DEAD? FALSE. Strong Bad is still alive as of phase 10.
WIN + WIN + WIN + ALIVE = ULTIMATE WIN
Strong Bad's sbemail:
"Greetings, "Strong" Bad, It is my pleasure to see that you have received this email. I have been watching you go around this prison with all of the other inmates, and I am curious, so I want to ask you, who is your favourite person amongst everyone here? Best luck to you, Eduardo [REDACTED]"
His answer: "email song, singing the email song 🎵 all the ladies love it when I sing the email song 🎵 types on keyboard ahem Greetings """""""Strong"""""""""" Bad. "It is my pleasure to see that you have received this email." "I have been watching you go around this prison with all the other inmates, and I am curious, so I want to ask you," "Who is your fa-vo-u-right person amonst everyone here?" Best of whatever Eduardionino Redorted so lemme get this straight edurardinio guy you let us all out of here and expect us not to mess up the place? I mean you're just asking for some redecorating! ...oh, that orange guy is here hi uh, I'm kind of in a pinch right now so I'll make this quick you wanna know who my favorite prisoner is? Wha-, why??? Or eh Are you a fan? Is that why you sent me an email? Anyway You send the easiest questions. My favorite person around here? That's me! No brainer!"
- Strong Bad
SNAKE PLISSKEN (Played by @Snake Plissken, with popsplay provided by @Frederick de Bonesby) "Greetings, Snake. Let’s go over what you're here for… there's murder, robbery, ridiculing the President of the United States… Pretty impressive. I’m guessing that you’re getting used to high-security prisons by now, eh. I don’t believe I need to say much more. Moving on to your file.
Player: Thomas02 Character: Snake Plissken Main Objective: Escape the Prison Complex. This may be fulfilled at the end of the game by doing an action that would let you escape on the last phase. Personal Objective: Every remaining player at the end of the game must have seen you do something badass. Secondary Objective: Break out the Judge. Skill: You’re skilled at close-quarters combat. You get a +2 roll bonus at melee combat. Ability: You’re very strong. You can lift heavy objects with ease. Special Item: Smoke Grenade: A round smoke grenade that can be rolled into adjacent areas, or into your current area. It will blind everyone in the area, preventing them from knowing each other's actions during the phase update. Looks like a small metallic basketball.
Don’t think you’ll get out just because you managed to escape prison already. I’m not going to let you out."
Main Objective: Escape the Prison Complex. This may be fulfilled at the end of the game by doing an action that would let you escape on the last phase. WIN: Snake escaped by going to seaside on phase 10. Personal Objective: Every remaining player at the end of the game must have seen you do something badass. LOSE: Only Addison Cain, Joe, Mr. Krabs, Strong Bad, Trollface, Raiden and Nagito saw Snake do something badass before the end of the game. The other remaining players did not. Secondary Objective: Break out the Judge. WIN: The Judge escaped by taking a motorboat on phase 10. DEAD? FALSE. Snake is still alive as of phase 10.
WIN + LOSE + WIN + ALIVE = WIN (edited)
MARISA KIRISAME (Played by @TATARI) "Hello, Marisa. If I was someone else, I'd be surprised to see someone who looks as young as you in here. I'm not someone else, though. Let’s see what you did… there’s burglary, theft; or, as you call it, “borrowing”, eh. And the fact that you have some very impressive powers, of course. Too impressive to leave alone. Now for your file.
Player: ZelRaat Character: Marisa Kirisame Main Objective: Escape the Prison Complex. This may be fulfilled at the end of the game by doing an action that would let you escape on the last phase. Personal Objective: Prevent an incident, then make-up with the person who would have been responsible for said incident by getting drunk with them. Secondary Objective: Destroy evidence that led to your arrest. Ability: Once in the game, you can unleash a burst of magic projectiles, doing 1 heart of damage to anyone and damaging anything you wish in the area. To do this, use the command !do bullethell [targets]. The targets can be any player in the area, as well as any visible item, or part of the environment.
Eh. “Incident”. I believe that you’ll see your share of “incidents” here. I’d be impressed if you stopped them all. Good luck. Not that you’ll leave this prison anyways."
Main Objective: Escape the Prison Complex. This may be fulfilled at the end of the game by doing an action that would let you escape on the last phase. WIN: Marisa escaped by taking a motorboat on phase 10. Personal Objective: Prevent an incident, then make-up with the person who would have been responsible for said incident by getting drunk with them. WIN: Marisa killed Annoying Orange, who was planning on destroying the world, and got drunk with Nina, who had released Annoying Orange, on phase 10. Secondary Objective: Destroy evidence that led to your arrest. WIN: Marisa burned her files on phase 6. DEAD? FALSE. Marisa is still alive as of phase 10.
WIN + WIN + WIN + ALIVE = ULTIMATE WIN
GARRET (Played by @Val Pyre) "Greetings, Garret. You’re probably wondering what you’re doing here, and how we got to you. I mean, you always leave buildings as sneakily as is humanly possible, you don’t make a sound, you’re nigh-invisible in the dark… The perfect thief, really. I don’t believe I need to explain the actual reasons for your arrest. Now for your file.
Player: pizzie Character: Garret Main Objective: Escape the Prison Complex. This may be fulfilled at the end of the game by doing an action that would let you escape on the last phase. Personal Objective: Steal $1000 worth of valuables to make rent. Secondary Objective: Make sure that the concert is sabotaged. Some players wish for the opposite. Skill: You are extremely hard to spot in the dark. Attacks on you get a -7 to their roll if you stand in a poorly lit area. Special Item: Bow and Water Arrows: Garret's bow and water arrows. Each arrow can deactivate the lights in one area permanently, or disable a robot or electronic object for a phase. There are five arrows.
You got caught and you’re still trying to steal? I don’t know what’s more impressive, your unwillingness to give up, or your landlord’s unwillingness to give up. I’ll tell you this much, now. You have some competition. And whether or not you get your hands on some of our valuable items matters not. Because you’re not getting out of this place."
Main Objective: Escape the Prison Complex. This may be fulfilled at the end of the game by doing an action that would let you escape on the last phase. WIN: Garret escaped by taking a motorboat on phase 10. Personal Objective: Steal $1000 worth of valuables to make rent. WIN: Cheddar: 550$; Anomaly: 400$; Aluminium Foil: 50$ 550 + 400 + 50 = 1000$ Garret managed to get enough money to pay rent. Secondary Objective: Make sure that the concert is sabotaged. Some players wish for the opposite. LOSE: The concert happened on phase 9. DEAD? FALSE. Garret is still alive as of phase 10.
WIN + WIN + LOSE + ALIVE = WIN (edited)
(P.S.: I recommend that you read pizzie's pinned vault messages in #jailbreak-vault)
ADDISON CAIN (Played by @Addison Cain) "Hello, Addison. I’m going to be honest. I don’t even really know why we put you here amongst maniacs, mass murderers and professional thieves. What I do know, however, is that you are both a pest and that you have broken the law. I can’t let either of these things pass. Here’s your file.
Player: Jr Mortician Character: Addison Cain Main Objective: Escape the Prison Complex. This may be fulfilled at the end of the game by doing an action that would let you escape on the last phase. Personal Objective: Hold another trial about if your books were plagiarized from. Secondary Objective: Break out the Judge. Ability: Once in this game, you may designate another player to be your lawyer for a phase. The lawyer has to agree for this to work. You may only do this once you are in the vicinity of a qualified judge. Once a lawyer has been designated, a trial will start the next phase. At the end of the trial, the Judge will give his verdict. If you are deemed guilty, you will receive one heart of damage. If you are deemed innocent, you will receive a +3 bonus on all of your rolls until the end of the game.
Quite ironic, to hold a trial after the sentence was pronounced. You do realize that this won’t change anything, right? As for the Judge, I don’t know if I would call him “qualified”, but he sure can put on a good show when he’s declaring people guilty. Good luck now. Not that you’ll escape anyhow."
Main Objective: Escape the Prison Complex. This may be fulfilled at the end of the game by doing an action that would let you escape on the last phase. LOSE: Addison did not escape the prison. Personal Objective: Hold another trial about if your books were plagiarized from. WIN: Addison held a trial on phase 8. She was declared guilty. Secondary Objective: Break out the Judge. WIN: The Judge escaped by taking a motorboat on phase 10. DEAD? TRUE. Addison Cain got beheaded by Raiden before he took her spine out of her on phase 10.
LOSE + WIN + WIN + DEAD = DRAW
TROLLFACE (Played by @Trollface) "...Greetings. I’m going to be honest and admit that you scare even me. The official reasons for your arrest are murder, theft, and cuasing general havoc wherever you go. As for the actual reasons… You are a threat to not only society, but reality. Your chaotic energy is off the charts. I don’t even understand how you still exist. Keeping you locked up here is the only sensible thing to do. Now, for your file.
Player: suds Character: Trollface Main Objective: Escape the Prison Complex. This may be fulfilled at the end of the game by doing an action that would let you escape on the last phase. Personal Objective: Troll the GM and cause the Annoying Orange series premiere clock to appear in the sky and have it almost end the world/end the world. Secondary Objective: Break out the Judge. Ability: You are a force of chaos. You can troll someone to get their ability or skill for a phase. This includes trolling through an action or through talking to them, as long as there is undeniable evidence that said individual has been trolled. You will be informed on whether you received a skill or an ability, but not on the effects of either. You will not know what the ability in question does until you use it. It can be used with the command !do ability.
I pray that your plan will not succeed. I can only imagine what would happen if you were to team up with… that thing."
Main Objective: Escape the Prison Complex. This may be fulfilled at the end of the game by doing an action that would let you escape on the last phase. LOSE: Trollface did not escape the Prison. Personal Objective: Troll the GM and cause the Annoying Orange series premiere clock to appear in the sky and have it almost end the world/end the world. WIN: The Annoying Orange series premiere clock appeared in the sky. It was shut down by Eduardo. Secondary Objective: Break out the Judge. WIN: The Judge escaped by taking a motorboat on phase 10. DEAD? FALSE. Trollface is still alive as of phase 10.
LOSE + WIN + WIN + ALIVE = WIN (edited)
DAROACH (Played by @George Uni-Zombie) "Greetings, Daroach. You are detained here for your numerous crimes, the most notable of which are: being the leader of a criminal organization, repeated theft and burglary. You have quite the talents, you know. It’d be great if you put them to good use in this facility instead of, you know, stealing every single one of the cafeteria’s spoons. Sigh Anyways, here’s your file.
Player: Plasman Character: Daroach Main Objective: Escape the Prison Complex. This may be fulfilled at the end of the game by doing an action that would let you escape on the last phase. Personal Objective: Be in possession of one of the 3 most valuable items located within the premises by the end of the game. Secondary Objective: Destroy evidence that led to your arrest. Ability: You are a very skilled thief. You can steal someone's item without them noticing immediately. The player whose item was stolen will get informed about said item's theft a phase after it happened, although they will not know who stole it.
...Eh. More petty theft. Even while in prison, you wish to keep on hoarding valuables. Well, I’ll tell you this much. It seems you’ll have some competition. Good luck. Not that you’ll escape."
Main Objective: Escape the Prison Complex. This may be fulfilled at the end of the game by doing an action that would let you escape on the last phase. WIN: Daroach escaped by accidentally hijacking a drone on phase 7 and using it to fly out on phase 10. Personal Objective: Be in possession of one of the 3 most valuable items located within the premises by the end of the game. WIN: Daroach was in possession of Weird A.I.’s accordion, the second most valuable item in the game, on phase 10. Secondary Objective: Destroy evidence that led to your arrest. WIN: Daroach ripped his files to shred on phase 6. DEAD? FALSE. Daroach is still alive as of phase 10.
WIN + WIN + WIN + ALIVE = ULTIMATE WIN
THE BRICKSTER (Played by @Maurj) "Hello. You have been considered a nuisance by our Corporation’s standards, and have therefore been imprisoned in this facility. Don’t even try to deconstruct your cell, Brickster. We took proper precautions before locking you up. Here’s your file.
Player: Maurj Character: The Brickster Main Objective: Escape the Prison Complex. This may be fulfilled at the end of the game by doing an action that would let you escape on the last phase. Personal Objective: Deconstruct something prized and important and build something else in its place with his own vision Secondary Objective: Make sure that the concert happens. Some players wish for the opposite. Ability: You can deconstruct one reachable object per area to rebuild into something else of your liking. Some objects may be deemed impossible to deconstruct at the GM’s discretion. You will be notified before the phase update whether an object mentioned in your action can be deconstructed or not.
I’m not even sure if I understand your powers completely, but I know that they’re dangerous and that you can’t be kept outside, running around freely. Especially with how capricious you are. We’re not letting you out."
Main Objective: Escape the Prison Complex. This may be fulfilled at the end of the game by doing an action that would let you escape on the last phase. LOSE: The Brickster did not escape the Prison. Personal Objective: Deconstruct something prized and important and build something else in its place with his own vision. WIN: The Brickster deconstructed the Containment Device and rebuilt it into a poorly made copy of himself on phase 4. Secondary Objective: Make sure that the concert happens. Some players wish for the opposite. WIN: The concert happened on phase 9. DEAD? TRUE. It is unknown why The Brickster died, but he did.
LOSE + WIN + WIN + LOSE = DRAW
MR. KRABS (Played by @vacant) "Greetings, Mr. Krabs. I don’t think I expected a talking crab to show up here, especially not one with that impressive of a criminal record. There’s really all kinds of stuff in there! Theft, mistreatment of employees, poisoning customers, counterfeiting... I don’t know if I should be impressed or disappointed. Anyhow. Here’s your file.
Player: Smittz Character: Mr. Krabs Main Objective: Escape the Prison Complex. This may be fulfilled at the end of the game by doing an action that would let you escape on the last phase. Personal Objective: Find a Krabby Patty and peddle it off to another player. Secondary Objective: Make sure that the concert is sabotaged. Some players wish for the opposite. Skill: You get a +2 bonus on your roll for every 150$ worth of items you have.
God, and I forgot about your greed! You’re worse than the actual professional thieves we have locked up here! Keeping you here is doing a service to Bikini Bottom, really. And I’ll make sure that you’ll stay here."
Main Objective: Escape the Prison Complex. This may be fulfilled at the end of the game by doing an action that would let you escape on the last phase. WIN: Mr. Krabs escaped by going to seaside on phase 10. Personal Objective: Find a Krabby Patty and peddle it off to another player. LOSE: Mr. Krabs did not get the Krabby Patty. Secondary Objective: Make sure that the concert is sabotaged. Some players wish for the opposite. LOSE: The concert happened on phase 9. DEAD? FALSE. Mr. Krabs is still alive as of phase 10.
WIN + LOSE + LOSE + ALIVE = LOSE
CHUMLEE (Played by @Professor Stevens) "Greetings, Chumlee. You’re likely one of the few inmates here for the most… “normal” of crimes. Drugs, firearms, nothing too out of the ordinary. Although… Evenyou are quite out of the ordinary, aren’t you? Let’s start the file review.
Player: Pablo Smith Character: Chumlee Main Objective: Escape the Prison Complex. This may be fulfilled at the end of the game by doing an action that would let you escape on the last phase. Personal Objective: Buy an item off someone for significantly less than what it is worth. Secondary Objective: Make sure that the concert happens. Some players wish for the opposite. Skill: You have a lot of experience when it comes to judging how much something is worth. You know the value in dollars of any item that you can see without having to pick them up. Special Item: Antique Gun: An antique gun. It still works, surprisingly enough. Does 1.5 hearts of damage and can fire two times. After that, it will jam.
I’m sure you’ll find quite a few interesting items in our facility. Inmates, too. Quite a few of them are very interested in expensive items. Anyways. Good luck. In any case, you won’t escape."
Main Objective: Escape the Prison Complex. This may be fulfilled at the end of the game by doing an action that would let you escape on the last phase. WIN: Chumlee escaped by taking a motorboat on phase 10. Personal Objective: Buy an item off someone for significantly less than what it is worth. WIN: Chumlee got stolen his anomaly on phase 7 by Garret, before stealing his cheddar. The Cheddar is worth much more than the Anomaly, the transaction was complete. Secondary Objective: Make sure that the concert happens. Some players wish for the opposite. WIN: The concert happened on phase 9. DEAD? FALSE. Chumlee is still alive as of phase 10. (edited)
WIN + WIN + WIN + ALIVE = ULTIMATE WIN (edited)
RAIDEN (Played by @Maack) "Greetings, Raiden. Do I even need to tell you about every crime you’ve committed? We both know you murdered a lot of people. No, we are not associated with any organizations that you have dealt with in the past. Yes, we are planning on keeping you here for a while. You better not make this hard. Let me show you your file.
Player: Maack Character: Raiden Main Objective: Escape the Prison Complex. This may be fulfilled at the end of the game by doing an action that would let you escape on the last phase. Personal Objective: Slice someone open and steal their spine. Secondary Objective: Make sure that the concert happens. Some players wish for the opposite. Ability: You can activate Ripper mode once per game if you have your sword with you. In Ripper mode, all damage done to you is increased by 0.5 hearts but you can kill anyone in a single hit.
We did indeed confiscate your sword. We wouldn’t want anything bad to happen to you, now, would we? As for the spines, well… I don’t care if you “damage” the other inmates a bit. We’re here to keep them locked up. Dead bodies count. In fact, they’re much easier to keep, eh. It’s not like any one of you is getting out of this place, alive or dead, anyhow."
Main Objective: Escape the Prison Complex. This may be fulfilled at the end of the game by doing an action that would let you escape on the last phase. WIN: Raiden escaped by going to seaside on phase 10. Personal Objective: Slice someone open and steal their spine. WIN: Raiden beheaded Addison Cain and pulled out her spine. Secondary Objective: Make sure that the concert happens. Some players wish for the opposite. WIN: The concert happened. DEAD? FALSE. Raiden is still alive as of phase 10.
WIN + WIN + WIN + ALIVE = ULTIMATE WIN
NAGITO KOMAEDA (Played by @Skelyl Tom) "Greetings, Nagito. I’m quite surprised that we have a high-schooler in here, but it appears that the file checks out. Damn, you’ve been quite the horrible human being. What’s this about luck, though? Do we have another supernatural being on our hands? Great. It’s not like we had enough already. Anyhow, here’s your file.
Player: [ori4thewin] Character: Nagito Komaeda Main Objective: Escape the Prison Complex. This may be fulfilled at the end of the game by doing an action that would let you escape on the last phase. Personal Objective: Be annoying to someone to the point where they question their goal or beliefs. Secondary Objective: Destroy evidence that led to your arrest. Skill: Every roll from 5 to 1 gets rounded down to 1, and every roll from 15 to 20 gets rounded up to 20. These rolls will have the same effects as natural 1s and 20s.
Annoying… God, that thing ruined the word for me. I can’t have someone say it without thinking about… Erhm. Don’t mind that. That does look like some very unnatural luck. Well, no matter. It won’t help you escape. Nothing will."
Main Objective: Escape the Prison Complex. This may be fulfilled at the end of the game by doing an action that would let you escape on the last phase. WIN: Nagito escaped by going to seaside on phase 10. Personal Objective: Be annoying to someone to the point where they question their goal or beliefs. WIN: Nagito made Addison question herself. Secondary Objective: Destroy evidence that led to your arrest. LOSE: Nagito’s file is still somewhere in the archives. DEAD? FALSE. Nagito is still alive as of phase 10. (edited)
WIN + WIN + LOSE + ALIVE = WIN
Enormous thanks to @Skelly , @Jack Skellington , @Superb for helping out with the game and being great NPCs, as well as @forgor for being an excellent co-host!
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Brinelex Brine 28-Feb-21 03:24 PM
(Correction: Chumlee completed his personal objective. He got an ULTIMATE WIN.)
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Brinelex Brine 02-May-21 12:47 AM
HIYA! Me and Pizzie are going to be hosting a full-length game: CONCERT ON THE RATATOSK EXPRESS The character theme of this game will be music! Specifically, characters that come from music. If you wish to sign up, please send me or pizzie a character as well as the song/songs related to that character, and an objective. The character must follow these guidelines: -Original characters inspired/extrapolated from songs are allowed as long as proper justification is given -Characters/version of characters that only exist in a song/songs are allowed -No characters from an existing IP that is directly related to the song (you can't play as Mario because the Mario games have music) We are expecting to start the game on at best after pizzie's exams (after the 16th of May), however there is no set date. The player cap is at 20. Signups end on the 4th of May at 12PM EST.
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Undead Kyurem 02-May-21 12:48 AM
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Brinelex Brine 04-May-21 06:16 PM
@everyone SIGN-UPS ARE NOW CLOSED. We have a total of 19 players. As a few people have asked to be an NPC, this number may change depending on our needs.
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Brinelex Brine 07-May-21 06:01 PM
VAULT IS NOW OPEN.
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Brinelex Brine 11-May-21 06:56 PM
Clowder has stepped down from being an NPC. However, we have not found the need for any other NPCs, and so the player amount should stay the same for the game.
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Brinelex Brine 16-May-21 03:10 PM
@Players ATTENTION ALL PASSENGERS. The game will start on the 22nd of May, at 12PM EST. The standard rollover time will stay 12PM EST for every phase. Thank you for your attention.
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[MARGARITIFER] 19-May-21 06:19 PM
///INCOMING TRANSMISSION... >DECRYPTING... >TRANSMISSION FULLY DECRYPTED. >OPEN TRANSMISSION?
Are you tired of regular, dated and boring straightforward transportation? Are you looking for ways to travel with both style, speed and comfort? Do you wish that those pesky laws of physics stopped getting in your way during interplanetary and interstellar travel? Well worry no more, as BIFROST INCORPORATED™️ has got you covered! Using the newest advances in [REDACTED] technology, we here at BIFROST INCORPORATED™️ have managed to find a NEW WAY to travel long distances! This is why we are glad to invite you to the RATATOSK EXPRESS©️! This wonderful [REDACTED]-powered locomotive-ship©️ offers the BEST in both comfort AND speed, with high quality entertainment rooms, high capacity storage, WONDERFUL music, and of course, an exclusive and beautiful view of the Bifrost itself! Passengers who have applied to our economical seats will receive their tickets in two days. This ticket will be required when entering the locomotive-ship©️. Disclaimer: Some passengers may remember the Ratatosk Express©️ having been written with an additional "r" at the end of "Ratatosk". This is false and these memories are misleading. Bifrost Incorporated™️ is not responsible for typos.
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Brinelex Brine 21-May-21 07:24 PM
Attention, all @Players. Your train tickets and personal information will be sent shortly. Thank you for your attention.
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Brinelex Brine 21-May-21 07:55 PM
All tickets have been sent out. We are pleased to announce that our on-board all-purpose staff Artificial Intelligence will be assuring your safety and comfort during your travels. You will be able to rely on it to answer any questions.
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[MARGARITIFER] 21-May-21 07:56 PM
///INITIATING GREETING PROTOCOL P̡L͜EASE̶D̢ TO ME̛ÈT YO̧U̕.
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Brinelex Brine 22-May-21 11:08 AM
Passenger @vacant will be unable to join the voyage for personal reasons. Their character was Number One. Their song was https://youtu.be/vqNIeInr9kA
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Brinelex Brine 22-May-21 04:06 PM
ATTENTION ALL @Players. THE TRAIN IS SCHEDULED TO DEPART IN 1 HOUR. BE MINDFUL OF THE STEP AS YOU ENTER THE LOCOMOTIVE-SHIP.
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Brinelex Brine 22-May-21 04:45 PM
Passenger @KnightSpectator will be unable to join the voyage for personal reasons. Their character was "Interplanetary Exterminator". Their songs were https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7MK-AMLLoQ and https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJ8P5xs1hzg
The station's name wasn't important. Just some random outpost in the middle of nowhere. Neither is the train's destination.
What matters, is the trip itself.
The locomotive-ship starts to leave the station, everyone who had managed to get onboard looking around the insides of this high-tech wonder.
It starts to gain speed. Nothing out of the ordinary.
And then, it leaves the tracks.
It's still speeding up.
Music starts to fill the suites, coming out of the speakers strangely scattered all over, and, weirdly enough, the engine room.
The space around the train distorts, shifting, twisting, as the endless colours of the Bifrost form and envelop it.
Those lucky enough to stay out of the train watch as it disappears into the undulating rainbow.
The Ratatosk is off.
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[MARGARITIFER] 22-May-21 05:01 PM
@Players HAVE A NICE TRIP.
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[MARGARITIFER] 22-May-21 05:09 PM
WE ARE PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE THAT YOUR TRIP WILL INCLUDE SEVERAL AUDITORY DELIGHTS. HERE IS A SAMPLE OF THE AUDITORY DELIGHTS CHOSEN BY THE PASSENGERS. https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLAhXhHGlMvjmvdnqQOl2XvumUTFW8dKFr
THIS COLLECTION FEATURES AN EXCLUSIVE AUDITORY DELIGHT UNAVAILABLE ANYWHERE ON "Youtube", WITH COMPANY-PROVIDED COVER ARTWORK.
WE THANK PASSENGER @The Dirty Spaceman FOR CHOOSING THIS SAMPLE OF AUDITORY DELIGHT.
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Brinelex Brine 24-May-21 01:36 PM
@Players Please send actions.
Be sure to include any bonuses you believe apply in your actions.
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Brinelex Brine 24-May-21 03:19 PM
Passenger @Deleted User will be unable to keep playing for personal reasons.
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Val Pyre 25-May-21 04:42 PM
Phase change will be delayed an hour, thank you for your patience
This is also your reminder to send your actions
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Brinelex Brine 27-May-21 01:07 PM
@Players Actions.
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Brinelex Brine 28-May-21 12:54 PM
Phase update will be delayed by an hour.
Please send actions in the meanwhile.
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Brinelex Brine 29-May-21 01:33 PM
@Players We are missing quite a few actions. Please be sure to send both regular actions and movement actions.
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Brinelex Brine 29-May-21 04:41 PM
Rollover will be at the usual time, however some areas' updates might be delayed by about 30 minutes.
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Brinelex Brine 29-May-21 05:45 PM
Passenger @Triangle has been godkilled for inactivity.
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Brinelex Brine 30-May-21 05:02 PM
Phase updates might be late by about 30 minutes.
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Brinelex Brine 31-May-21 01:16 PM
@Players Please send actions. We are still missing a lot and I will not be available for the next few hours.
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[MARGARITIFER] 31-May-21 04:43 PM
///CALCULATIONS COMPLETE
[This is an announcement of the highest importance.]
The train will arrive on Phase 13 at its destination.
We thank you once more for traveling with BIFROST INCORPORATED, @Players. We hope that the end of your journey will be pleasing.
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Brinelex Brine 31-May-21 04:59 PM
I was supposed to announce this earlier but I forgot, the phase update is going to be moved at 1PM EST from now on until the end of the game as it is starting to conflict with the schedule of pizzie. We apologise if this causes any inconvenience.
(This means one hour later than the phase update has been for previous phases.)
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Brinelex Brine 01-Jun-21 01:26 PM
@Players We are once again missing a lot of actions, please send them.
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Brinelex Brine 02-Jun-21 05:55 PM
This phase's update might take longer than usual.
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Brinelex Brine 02-Jun-21 09:00 PM
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It seems Marge has forgotten to share an auditory delight for this voyage.
This album works, I believe. (edited)
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Brinelex Brine 03-Jun-21 06:46 PM
Attention. All passengers. Arrival is imminent.
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Brinelex Brine 04-Jun-21 12:34 PM
This phase update will be delayed by one hour (2PM EST) as I will be busy for the usual time. Reminder: This is the last phase.
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Brinelex Brine 04-Jun-21 08:37 PM
RESULTS
(This'll take a while)
It isn't known how the dark-haired lady died. She had never spoken english, and so it had been hard to understand her. It is said that, after looking around the train for a while, she simply decided to stop living, laid her body on the train's cold floor, and stopped breathing. Others say that, eventually, she simply died from chagrin. Nevertheless, this mysterious lady's corpse was ejected with the rest of the Control Room.
PLAYER: @Addison Cain CHARACTER: Mademoiselle Noir OBJECTIVE: "Learn how to love" ABILITY: "Her long hair" - You have incredibly long hair. Once per phase, you may use your action to unleash it in the area. This will cause your hair to get entangled in the area, forcing every player to roll a 10 or higher to be able to move out of it. However, your hair will be too messy to unleash in the following phase. SKILL: "Moi, je m'appelle Mademoiselle Noire" - You speak french. If you spend an entire phase only communicating by speaking french, you will get a +3 bonus on your roll for that phase' action. That bonus will be cancelled if you try to communicate information in other languages, or if you try to communicate game-relevant information out-of-character.
Personal Objective failed:
Mademoiselle Noir never learnt how to love.
ALIVE? - NO LIFELESS, LOVELESS ENDING https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNGq16nHr-Q&list=PLAhXhHGlMvjmvdnqQOl2XvumUTFW8dKFr&index=2
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Brinelex Brine 04-Jun-21 08:48 PM
Nobody knows what happened to Major Tom. If the Bifröst started to control his mind, or if he simply decided that the train deserved to be doomed. What is known is that what he turned into did not last long. It got ran over and thrown into the Key and the Gate with the power of a shooting star. At least he did what he always wanted to do before his demise. He floated in a peculiar way, far away from home. In the end, Ground Control never got an answer.
PLAYER: @Jack Skellington CHARACTER: Major Tom OBJECTIVE: "Take you protein pills, put your helmet on and float in a most peculiar way." ABILITY: "The papers want to know whose shirts you wear" - Once per game, you may use this ability to catch the attention of journalists and reporters, letting you talk in a channel that will be visible to every player in the game for the entirety of the next phase. SKILL: "Liftoff" - You're used to strong shocks. You automatically cancel 0.5 heart from any blunt damage. (edited)
Personal Objective succeeded:
Major Tom took his pills and put his helmet on in Phase 5, before floating in a most peculiar way in Phase 6.
ALIVE? - NO YOUR CIRCUIT'S DEAD ENDING https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYYRH4apXDo&list=PLAhXhHGlMvjmvdnqQOl2XvumUTFW8dKFr&index=15
After the All Star fell into the Bifröst with what remained of Major Tom, it is completely unknown as to what had happened to him. Most assume that he simply died soon after. However, others say that, if you play the right song by Smash Mouth at night, a very bright object can be seen going at full speed through the sky. A shooting star. The All Star had not just broken the mold. He had broken the Heavens themselves.
PLAYER: @An All Star CHARACTER: An All Star OBJECTIVE: "Break the mold." ABILITY: "Shooting Star" - You may use this ability to shoot yourself through any object in the area, damaging or even destroying it in the process, depending on the object. This may also be used against other players, doing 1.75 hearts of damage in the process. However, the impact will hurt you too, taking away half a heart in the process. You know what they say about shooting stars... (edited)
Personal Objective succeeded:
An All Star broke The Mold on phase 3.
ALIVE? - NO SHOOTING STAR ENDING https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_jWHffIx5E&list=PLAhXhHGlMvjmvdnqQOl2XvumUTFW8dKFr&index=11
The Triangle was quite a strange person. When someone stayed near it for too long, people would hear a strange and somewhat annoying beat. It walked the train for a bit, and then froze in place. No one knows why. Eventually, we took pity on him, and ended his life. He dropped dead. His body got ejected into the Bifröst with the Control Room.
PLAYER: @Triangle CHARACTER: Triangle OBJECTIVE: "Make people lose control." ABILITY: "Lose control" - You may use this ability once in the game to make the beat drop, letting you move at impossible speeds. This will let you perform two actions in a single phase. SKILL: "Music makes you" - A constant beat is following you, always repeating "Music makes you lose control" to everyone in the area. If someone stays near you for multiple consecutive phases, they will start to jam to the song, until they eventually lose control after staying 4 consecutive phases with you. When a player loses control, their body will follow along your moves, forcing them to do the exact same action as you on that phase. They will then regain control of themselves the next phase. (edited)
Personal Objective failed:
Triangle never made anyone lose control.
ALIVE? - NO LOST CONTROL ENDING https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zo_QeYg1uf8&list=PLAhXhHGlMvjmvdnqQOl2XvumUTFW8dKFr&index=18
When the train arrived at Terminus, the Toy Soldier's broken body was nowhere to be found. It had been jettisoned with the rest of the Control Room. The Toy was a mysterious figure. It had provoked Ragnarok, and it was taken by it. It had done nothing but obey orders, and although it seems like it had failed what it originally came to the train to do, it was hard to deny that the broken toy had a smile on its face for the entire time. Maybe eventually, the Mechanisms found it, floating about in the endless void of space. Maybe it did this regularly. Who knows what went on in that mechanical head.
PLAYER: @The Horse Soldier CHARACTER: Toy Soldier OBJECTIVE: "Carry out two orders given by other characters. These characters must be on opposing sides of some sort of conflict." SKILL: "Whoe’er commands a toy obeys" - You will receive a +10 bonus on your roll if your action is related to an order you have been given, directly or indirectly. SKILL: "Mechanism" - Although it seems like, for some reason, you are not really immortal here, you are still much more resilient than others. You have one additional heart. (edited)
Personal Objective failed:
The Toy Soldier did not carry out two orders from two different sides of one conflict.
ALIVE? - NO BROKEN TOY ENDING https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJq_q7LlOig&list=PLAhXhHGlMvjmvdnqQOl2XvumUTFW8dKFr&index=8
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Brinelex Brine 04-Jun-21 09:08 PM
Max Headroom went back to his virtual space after the train arrived at terminus. Most people who had been aboard and who were still alive when the train arrived, however, had his song stuck in their heads for weeks. It looked like he hadn't paid much attention to what had happened on board. Maybe that was a good call, considering those who did left dead or injured. Apparently, he just tried to fall asleep again after all this. It was deserved. He worked hard on that song.
PLAYER: @Superb CHARACTER: Max Headroom OBJECTIVE: "Announce every member in the game over a speaker, mentioning something they're carrying or carried (or not carrying if they're not carrying anything)." ABILITY: "Paranoimia" - Thrice in the game, you may use this ability to roll twice for a single action. The highest roll for this action will be used. SKILL: "A-A-A-A-Am I dreaming?" - You will get a +10 bonus on your roll if your action is the exact same as your action from the previous phase. This bonus is not cumulative. (edited)
Personal Objective succeeded:
Max Headroom stated the items that everyone has or had at one point or another in the game on Phase 13, in glorious song form.
ALIVE? - YES PARANOIMIA ENDING https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5y-dfKPyTDo&list=PLAhXhHGlMvjmvdnqQOl2XvumUTFW8dKFr&index=21 https://youtu.be/I-dVWsCx0tI
Kurukuru was saddened by Toy Soldier's death. He had found someone important to them. But it had died. He left the train exhausted and somewhat confused as to what had happened. But at least, for the first time in his life, he felt like himself.
PLAYER: @Skelyl Tom CHARACTER: Kurukuru OBJECTIVE: "Have a last dance with someone important to me." ABILITY: "I can't remember a single role I was suited for" - Once per phase, you may, if you wish, select any object either available for you to grab in the environment, or any item in your inventory, to "copy" the ability associated with this item, or, in certain cases, a weakened version of said ability. You will then be able to use this ability without having the item in your possession, either up until you select another item to copy, or, if the item selected had a limited amount of uses, until the ability runs out. If an item does not appear to have an ability associated with it, you may still copy it and you will be provided with an ability related to the item.
Personal Objective succeeded:
Kurukuru danced with The Toy Soldier on Phase 7.
ALIVE? - YES HUMAN ENDING https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJzw1h5CR-I&list=PLAhXhHGlMvjmvdnqQOl2XvumUTFW8dKFr&index=5
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Brinelex Brine 04-Jun-21 09:24 PM
The Space Cadet didn't know what to feel when they got off the train. They had made one of the most horrifying discoveries of their life, witnessed gods from the cracks between reality, and had been touched by Yog-Sothoth, the Key and the Gate. They had seen what lied beyond our universe. They got home and thought about. Maybe they're going to try and write scientific papers about it. Or maybe Humanity doesn't need to know about this. For now they rest.
PLAYER: @Frederick de Bonesby CHARACTER: Space Cadet OBJECTIVE: "Find out what's beyond the known universe." SKILL "Observer" - You have witnessed great and wondrous things. You will be unaffected by abilities, skills or effects that may affect you on a mental level. SKILL: "Explorer" - You get +5 bonus on actions that involve inspecting items, objects in areas, and characters. (edited)
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The Space Cadet found out about the nature of the Bifröst on Phase 8.
ALIVE? - YES EXPLORER OF THE UNKNOWN ENDING https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUnVIdaTgbU&list=PLAhXhHGlMvjmvdnqQOl2XvumUTFW8dKFr&index=1
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Brinelex Brine 04-Jun-21 09:38 PM
Jay-Z was somewhat confused after what had transpired. He never got to fight any eldritch horrors. He did get his unbelievably expensive helicopters for free though. After all this, he actually received them and went back home. Maybe he'll write a song about this later on.
PLAYER: @TATARI CHARACTER: Jay-Z OBJECTIVE: "Prevent myself from buying unbelievaly expansive custom helicopters." ABILITY: "Businessman" - When you're not busy spending your fortune on buying unbelievably expensive custom helicopters, you build back your wealth threw shrewd deals. You may use this ability to force a "trade" between you and another player, forcing them to give you one of their items in exchange for one of yours. They do not have to agree to the trade for it to take place. SPECIAL ITEM: "Fake Moustache" - A fake moustache! It looks extremely convincing. This item gives you a +7 bonus on your roll if your action involves persuading someone. (edited)
After the first phase, Amy was nowhere to be found. She had completely disappeared. Some say that they saw someone laying down in the engine room, sleeping for the entire trip, completely undisturbed. She woke up soon after the train arrived at Terminus and walked out, somewhat confused. She never got her cappuccino.
PLAYER: @Deleted User CHARACTER: Amy OBJECTIVE: "Enjoy a nice cup of Cappuccino with a friend." ABILITY: "These memories I keep so you won't fade away" - You may use this ability to remember a pleasant moment you spent with another character (the memory has to be from this game, and has to be at least one phase old). This memory can be either any interaction as long as it was clearly pleasant for both sides. This will heal both you and the other character one heart at first. However, multiple uses will make you more and more tired, decreasing how much you are healed by this ability until you are eventually hurt by it. How much others are healed will stay constant. You may not use the same memory multiple times. A small cup of cappuccino would probably make the tiredness go away for some time. (edited)
Lyra Bell left exhausted, angry and disappointed. She only saw the Cadet for a bit after Terminus. She had used her invention to save this god-forsaken train. Although everyone got to experience the anti-gravity, she couldn't experience the effects with someone who truly appreciated it. She went back to her regular job a bit later, working for people she didn't care about and who never appreciated her works. ...Maybe some other day.
PLAYER: @sans. CHARACTER: Lyra Bell OBJECTIVE: "Experience anti-gravity based flight with another character who truly appreciates it to the extent that Lyra does." SPECIAL ITEM: "Anti-gravity device" - This incredible invention seems to be able to get rid of the effects of gravity temporarily in a given area! When used, it will decrease by 5 the roll of everyone in the area who is not doing any action related to anti-gravity. It seems to consume a lot of energy, though, and you don't think you can use it more than once. Better save it for a special moment. ABILITY: "Freelance mechanic" - You will get a +7 bonus on your roll if your action is related to crafting or repairing mechanical objects, whether it be items or in the area itself. (edited)
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Brinelex Brine 04-Jun-21 10:07 PM
The Dirty Spaceman was somewhat tired when it got off the train. It had been quite an adventure. He got home with his pink bunny still on him. When he got home, he told his friends about what had happened. Maybe it'd be a good theme for an Objective game.
PLAYER: @The Dirty Spaceman CHARACTER: Dirty Spaceman OBJECTIVE: "Play a game of ping pong or paintball, and make someone think I'm a pink bunny." ABILITY: "Bad Lip Reading" - You may use this ability to select a character in your area and write a verb to swap out with the first verb used in that character's current action by talking over the GM during the rollover. However, you will still not know the actual action until it comes up, and you will not know what the verb that you replaced is. (edited)
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The Dirty Spaceman made Bill Wurtz believe that he is a pink bunny on phase 7.
ALIVE? - YES DIRTY SPACEMAN ENDING https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdXF0g4r76M&list=PLAhXhHGlMvjmvdnqQOl2XvumUTFW8dKFr&index=20
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Brinelex Brine 04-Jun-21 10:15 PM
Bill's experience was likely the most confusing of them all. He went into the "real world", talked to us, and shit got real meta. Maybe too meta. When Bill got home, he tried to wrap his head around the events that had unfolded. And then he wrote a song about it.
PLAYER: Ahmaykmewsik CHARACTER: Bill Wurtz OBJECTIVE: "My character must find satisfying answers to the following questions: 1. What's the name of this game? 2. And how do you play it? 3. And how long does it take? 4. And how many times is the game going to change?" ABILITY: "Step into the Real World" - A stranger came up to you as you were entering the train and revealed what you need to "step into the real world where things can go your way". You will need a good flute, as well as an unknown tome located in this train. SKILL: "i just did a bad thing" - You will get a +5 on your roll if your previous action was a failure.
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Bill learned from the GMs that the game was called "Concert on the Ratatosk Express, that it was played with the Objective game rules, that it took 13 phases and that it was going to change one more time when at the time he asked.
ALIVE? - YES META-AWARE ENDING https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2yPnnDfqpw&list=PLAhXhHGlMvjmvdnqQOl2XvumUTFW8dKFr&index=12
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Brinelex Brine 04-Jun-21 10:23 PM
When the train stopped, Greg and Brittle Bones Nicky got off the train together in the clown car. They had managed to survive this hell-trip and had been on the best fucking road trip of all time. And Nicky got to beat the shit out of some dumb Triangle. They drove off into the sunset at full speed together.
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PLAYER: @Maack CHARACTER: Greg Tripps OBJECTIVE: "Go on a road trip with atleast 3 other people." ABILITY: "Road Trip" - Once per game, you may ask an unlimited amount of players in your area to go on a road trip. You will then need to plan out your trip through the map. You may plan out your trip to be as long as you wish but the players must agree to the entire trip. The trip cannot be shorter than 2 phases. Once the trip has been fulled planned, the movement of you and every player that has agreed to the trip and that has been chosen by you will be automatic, forcing you into the next destination of your trip every new phase. SPECIAL ITEM: "Tourist Map" - It's a map of the train! You're not sure why a train would need a map, but it looks very handy! It has lots of details. The image of the map will be sent to you a bit before the game starts.
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Greg Tripps went on a road trip from the rec room to the airlock between phase 9 and 11 with Nicky and the All Star.
ALIVE? - YES
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PLAYER: @forgor CHARACTER: Brittle Bones Nicky OBJECTIVE: "Don’t let anybody push you around. If anyone tries to take advantage of or hurt you or a friend, beat the fuck out of them." SKILL: "You're not gonna push me around" - You have a lot of experience with beating the shit out of people. You do 1.5 hearts of damage bare-handed. SKILL: "You can't get me down, down, down" - You are agile and pretty used to getting hit. Anyone who tries to attack you will get a -7 on their roll. (edited)
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Brittle Bones Nicky beat the shit out of Triangle on Phase 5.
ALIVE? - YES ROAD TRIP BROS ENDING
Han Solo is Han Solo. He got off the train and that fact still held true. He danced off into his Millennium Falcon, blaster always by his side. He shot so much random shit in the train. It was glorious.
PLAYER: TehFriedWaffles CHARACTER: Han Solo OBJECTIVE: "Meet someone at a restaurant sit down with them for a meeting and shoot them unprovoked and then steal something from them." SPECIAL ITEM: "Blaster" - A blaster. You should always put it at your side! You may shoot another player to do 1.75 hearts of damage. SKILL: "Galactic Dance-off" - You may get a +3 bonus on your action roll if your action is performed as a dance move.
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Han Solo sat down at the counter on Phase 12 and shot the robotic arm that was serving him a burger. He then stole the burger.
ALIVE? - YES I'M HAN SOLO ENDING https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lg_FoEy8T_A&list=PLAhXhHGlMvjmvdnqQOl2XvumUTFW8dKFr&index=17
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After saving the train from an asteroid. He had managed to apply all of his knowledge on physics and trajectories. Stevens got home to get back to working on scientific papers. After all, after you see one asteroid, you've seen them all. (edited)
PLAYER: @Professor Stevens CHARACTER: Professor Stevens OBJECTIVE: "Prevent an asteroid from colliding with the Ratatosk Express and destroying it." SPECIAL ITEM: "Analyzer" - This looks like a very complicated device. It allows you to scan objects, items and characters in an area. Once something has been scanned, you will get unique information on it! Very handy for curious scientists. SKILL: "Predicted Course" -You can easily predict the trajectory of most things, including people! At the end of every phase, you will be informed about the move action of every player in your area. (edited)
Personal Objective succeeded:
Professor Stevens managed to change the train's trajectory to avoid an asteroid on Phase 7.
ALIVE? - YES PRACTICAL PHYSICIST ENDING https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXwWyiRUmaY&list=PLAhXhHGlMvjmvdnqQOl2XvumUTFW8dKFr&index=19
Then there were those who never got on the train in the first place. They had received the ticket, printed it, and decided to throw it out before they could even get on.
The Interplanetary Exterminator got a job at the last minute from Europa. He needed the credits, and decided that the trip would probably be a waste of time anyways. And time is money. Even when your job is to exterminate alien species.
PLAYER: @KnightSpectator CHARACTER: Interplanetary Exterminator OBJECTIVE: "Kill a Non-Human creature/player." SPECIAL ITEM: "Flamethrower" - A fairly cheap flamethrower. You can use this to drench the room in flames, doing 1.5 hearts of damage to any amount of players in the area of your choice. It seems like you could use this safely two times, and then... You're not quite sure it'd be so safe. SKILL: "Killing for funds without pity" - You get a +5 bonus on your roll if it involves close-quarters combat.
Number One thought that the train would be a fun pass-time, but got distracted and missed the train. Apparently, he was too busy fuckin'.
PLAYER: @vacant CHARACTER: Number One OBJECTIVE: "Call up an open-request radio station and ask them to play "The Rockafeller Skank.'" ABILITY: "Right here, right now" - Once in the game, you may evolve a new attribute to your character. You will have to explain what evolution you would go through as well as explain the evolution's desired purpose. The GMs reserve the right to reject your evolution if they consider it to be unbalanced.
NEVER ACTUALLY GOT ON THE TRAIN ENDING
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E-Duardo had somehow managed to survive the trip. He decided to go to the company HQ to complain to Eduardo Prime. Unfortunately the company got shut down before he arrived. It had been the third company that Eduardo Prime shut down in two years. E-Duardo decided to give up on corporate ventures after this.
DUMB FUCKING ROBOT ENDING
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Brinelex Brine 04-Jun-21 10:48 PM
Margaritifer shut herself down before the train arrived. It is not known what happened to her after this. Some believe that it got transferred to a different server. It enjoyed serving foods and drinks, and so she became the world's smartest waiter. And cook. And also restaurant.
MARGE ENDING
THANKS EVERYONE FOR PLAYING!
MASSIVE THANKS TO @Val Pyre FOR HELPING AND CO-HOSTING!
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Brinelex Brine 09-Jun-21 01:25 PM
Every song from the game in chronological order: (This includes every song from every phase update, as well as an exception with every song sent by Pop on #p8-bifrost) https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLAhXhHGlMvjnoTLCAKETaQ7nwcWa71O_S
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Brinelex Brine 30-Oct-21 05:59 PM
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Orion Pisces 30-Oct-21 07:07 PM
Time 2 get spooky
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Orion Pisces 30-Oct-21 11:02 PM
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Brinelex Brine 30-Oct-21 11:10 PM
@everyone Every 75 years, when halley is closest on halloween eve, the dead stand up from their graves to join each other... IN THE RAVE OF A DEATHTIME! Me and @Orion Pisces will be hosting a Turbo game: MR. BONES' WILD RAVE If you wish to sign up to it, please be sure to send me or Amalgam a character that fits this criteria: Your character MUST be Undead. This means that they are deceased but act just as if they were alive. Definition from Wikipedia: "The undead are beings in mythology, legend, or fiction that are deceased but behave as if they were alive. A common example of an undead being is a corpse reanimated by supernatural forces, by the application of either the deceased's own life force or that of another being." This includes ghosts, ghouls, zombies, skeletons, vampires, ect. Be sure to send us an Objective alongside the character that you choose. We will be starting this game on Saturday 06-Nov-21 05:00 PM. For now, we will have a soft player cap at 10, which we may increase slightly if there is enough demand up until 12, which will be our definite hard cap. We also have an NPC cap of 3. New players will take priority in sign-ups over other players.
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Brinelex Brine 30-Oct-21 11:35 PM
(epic big thanks to amal for making music for this holy shit)
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Orion Pisces 30-Oct-21 11:36 PM
(Just an intro nothing big)
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Brinelex Brine 30-Oct-21 11:43 PM
If we have enough active spectators, we will make audience participation a thing!
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Brinelex Brine 31-Oct-21 12:08 AM
VAULT IS OPEN.
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Orion Pisces 31-Oct-21 12:08 AM
WE REPEAT
VAULT IS OPEN
RUN FOR YOUR (UN)LIVES
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Brinelex Brine 31-Oct-21 01:38 AM
Sign-ups end on 01-Nov-21 11:00 PM.
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Brinelex Brine 31-Oct-21 07:18 PM
We are at 10 sign-ups!
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Brinelex Brine 01-Nov-21 07:13 PM
Less than 4 hours before sign-ups close!
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Brinelex Brine 01-Nov-21 11:04 PM
(Sign-ups are extended until I get one last answer)
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Brinelex Brine 02-Nov-21 09:36 AM
@Players SIGN-UPS ARE CLOSED. We have 12 players.
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Brinelex Brine 03-Nov-21 06:17 PM
Ever just wanted to let loose at the Rave and forget that your physical forms matter? Well, with the fiddling that one of our beloved organizer, Death, has made to our mortality, now you can, for the Rave night only! Special Mechanic: Deathrattles
"Cya mateys!"
Each character will now come equipped with a new ability, a DEATHRATTLE, which is more powerful than regular abilities, and which will trigger upon death! Obviously, not every Deathrattle is overpowered as it would not make sense for every character to have a powerful one, but we have tried to balance it nonetheless.
What if I don't want to die? Simple enough! Our organizers have opened a TEMPORARY UNDERWORLD just for us! Most characters will now be able to come back to life after dying, only having to wait 1 phase in our (extremely entertaining) TEMPORARY UNDERWORLD. Now, pretty much all of you are quite brittle, that is what Undeath does to your bodies, and so for each death, you may lose a part of yourself, like your strength, limbs, maximum health, or even gain weaknesses. But I do believe that is a fair trade-off for immortality!
But what if you do want a permanent solution to your un-death, or you wish to knock yourself out for the ENTIRE Rave? (Why would you do that?) Well, worry not, good friend, as we have made sure that you can force your Deathrattle to trigger at any point during this game! This version of your Deathrattle will be MUCH more powerful than a normal one, but we guarantee that you will not come back. You know, because there probably won't be much left to bring back to life if you do trigger it manually. HOWEVER, if you do decide to cancel your un-life warranty, you will join the ranks of spectators, and you will be able to affect the game anyways through AUDIENCE PARTICIPATION!
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Brinelex Brine 03-Nov-21 10:56 PM
shout out to cathode
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Brinelex Brine 04-Nov-21 06:06 PM
All profiles have been sent.
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Orion Pisces 04-Nov-21 06:06 PM
BOOH YEHA
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Brinelex Brine 04-Nov-21 11:59 PM
The Janitor has decided to drop out of the game for personal reasons. (edited)
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Brinelex Brine 06-Nov-21 03:52 PM
@Players Game starts in (about) 1 hour.
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Brinelex Brine 06-Nov-21 04:30 PM
30 MINUTES!
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Brinelex Brine 06-Nov-21 04:49 PM
@Players 10 MINUTES
During the game, be sure to include roll bonuses that you are aware of in your actions. It makes it easier for us.
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Brinelex Brine 06-Nov-21 05:22 PM
WE ARE EXPERIENCING A LOT OF TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES
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Brinelex Brine 06-Nov-21 05:40 PM
AAAAAA I HAVE A PACKAGE THAT JUST ARRIVED I HAVE TO GO TAKE IT IM SORRY ILL BE LATE
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Brinelex Brine 06-Nov-21 06:15 PM
@Players PLEASE DON'T FORGET TO SEND MOVEMENT ACTIONS.
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Brinelex Brine 06-Nov-21 08:57 PM
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Brinelex Brine 06-Nov-21 11:37 PM
@Players SEND ACTIONS PLEASE
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Brinelex Brine 07-Nov-21 12:01 AM
Next phase will be the last.
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Brinelex Brine 07-Nov-21 12:12 AM
Do send actions still
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Brinelex Brine 07-Nov-21 12:39 AM
This will be the last phase.
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Brinelex Brine 07-Nov-21 01:29 AM
thabks for playing i will do the ejdigns tomorow
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Orion Pisces 07-Nov-21 01:29 AM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Brinelex Brine 07-Nov-21 04:59 PM
@Players Endings are being posted in #endings
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